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But I have never felt so disgustingly happy in my life. Words can’t describe how perfect me and my gay are. Never argue, read each others minds, think the same, laugh, giggle and smile constantly.. I feel so lucky to have someone so perfect. Trust externally.

I always said I would never settle just so I wasn’t single, and I didn’t, I know this is eternity.




cambridge university students were asked on campus why they needed feminism. here are 60 answers. click the link for over about 600 more.

This is amazing


I need feminism because I should be allowed to wear whatever I want & pose half naked or fully naked without people assuming that that means they’ll easily be able to get in my pants. (I love having guys I knew in high school who barely ever spoke to me talking to me now & asking to hang out just because I’m not shy about the fact that I model erotica.)

I need feminism because I want to have male friends without wondering if their befriending me was motivated by the hope of getting to know what’s between my legs. (I don’t care if we became good platonic friends afterwards without us hooking up, I want someone to get to know me because they want to know me and not my bits.)

I could go on…because there’s a lot of reasons I need feminism, including the fact that people don’t expect me to be a feminist because I choose to wear makeup & look “pretty”, even though I do it for myself because I like it, not for men or anyone else. (Mum: “You don’t need a boob job, I have no boobs and I found a great husband!” Thanks mum, for assuming my choice on what I do with my appearance is motivated by my ‘need’ to find a mate.)


Rep logging just for the star trek
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? however i leave it
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? not really
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? cacooned around me! i am just a caterpillar.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? LOADS! fun times!
5: Do you like to use post-it notes? I'm a teacher, and I'm addicted to post its
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? yep
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? bear. CUDDLY BEAR.
8: Do you have freckles?only a few, but freckles are cute.
9: Do you always smile for pictures? NO I DO THAT DUCK FACE THING SO I LOOK CONSTIPATED.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve? toilet seat up.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? i used to.
12: Have you ever peed in the woods? yes. i was busting.
13: What about pooped in the woods? NO
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? ALL THE TIME. I LOVE TO BOOTY POP
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? ew gross
16: How many people have you slept with this week? one
17: What size is your bed? double
18: What is your Song of the week? CHOCOLATE.
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? i want my pink shirt back, i want my pink shirt back.
20: Do you still watch cartoons? sometimes.
21: Whats your least favorite movie? ummm, i hate gay films.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? if i told you that you might steal it.
23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size? DD
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? your mums chest hair.
25: What is your favorite food? CHINESE ANYTHING
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? ALL MY FAVOURITE
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? Liam
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?no. a guide;)
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? NO
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? a life time ago
31: Can you change the oil on a car? yeah
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? no
33: Ever ran out of gas? yes
34: Favorite kind of sandwich? SUBWAY
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? bacon!
36: What is your usual bedtime? 11 i go to bed, asleep for half 12
37: Are you lazy? i try not to be
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? tinker bell or a witch
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? the ram
40: Are you horny? hahahahaha
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Bizarre, i love naked tattooed ladies and boobies and freaks.
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? i dunno what this is.
43: Are you stubborn?ish
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman? i dunno what this is.
45: Ever watch soap operas? NO
46: Are you afraid of heights?neeer i like them
47: Do you sing in the car? yes
48: Do you sing in the shower? no i don't understand it.
49: Do you dance in the car? YES
50: Ever used a gun? yes, rifle, bitches love guns
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? i am a photographer so quite a lot
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? yes, but sometimes its good cheese
53: Is Christmas stressful? yes, but worth it
54: Ever eat a pierogi? yes!
55: Favorite type of fruit pie? SWEET CHERRY PIE

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